we don't shower

We don't shower, we just vibe
We smell like feelings trapped inside
Your deodorant betrayed the band
Now we're banned from holding hands

The mirror cracked from what it saw
The toothbrush filed a labor law
The shampoo bottle packed its things
And left to find some cleaner kings

We don't shower
We don't care
We got conditioner
But it's mostly air

We don't shower
We don't fold
We're young and damp
And slightly cold

My towel's been on the floor for weeks
It knows the secrets no one speaks
The bathroom rug has seen the void
And frankly seems a little annoyed

You said, "Bro, we need to change"
I said, "Define the human range"
Then slipped on soap and hit my head
And saw God laughing from your bed

We don't shower
We don't care
We got conditioner
But it's mostly air

We don't shower
We don't fold
We're young and damp
And slightly cold

One, two, three, four
Knock knock, bathroom door
Five, six, seven, eight
Five, six, seven, eight
We are gross but we are great

We don't shower
We don't care
The cat left early
For fresher air

We don't shower
We don't fold
We're young and damp
And slightly cold

Please don't smell us
Please don't tell us
Please don't make us
Buy new towels