existential splash

I dropped my phone into the water
And watched the future glow
For a second it was beautiful
Then it died real slow

You asked me what the meaning was
I said, "Probably rice"
You said, "No, of everything"
I said, "That costs extra, twice"

All my thoughts are bubbles
All my dreams are wet
All my great conclusions
Haven't happened yet

Existential splash
I am here and then I'm gone
Rubber duck apocalypse
Floating gently toward the dawn

Existential splash
Tiny wave against the wall
Maybe life isn't here
Maybe life is nothing
But at least we made it small
But at least we made it small

The ceiling paint is peeling
Like a map of outer space
I found a little galaxy
Above your stupid face

We laughed until the light bulb hummed
We sang until it hurt
Two philosophers in gym shorts
Covered up in dirt

Existential splash
I am here and then I'm gone
Rubber duck apocalypse
Floating gently toward the dawn

Existential splash
Tiny wave against the wall
Our most embarrassing year
Maybe laughing is nothing
But at least we made it small
But at least we made it small

When the oceans rise
Will they start right here?

Existential splash
Kill the light
Say goodnight
To the bathroom light
Pull the plug
Kill the light
We were dumb
But we were right